牛乎，马乎？(中英)
A Cow or a Horse
A visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions. He pointed to an animal in the field. “Why doesn't that cow have any horns？”he wanted to know.
“Well，”said the farmer.“There are three reasons why a cow may not have horns. Some cows are born without horns. Some cows lose their horns if they are sick. And we cut the horns of some cows to keep them from hurting people. But the reason that that cow there doesn't have any horns is that that cow is a horse.”
牛乎，马乎？
一位城里来的游客不停地缠着农夫问这问那。他指着田里的一只动物问道：“那只奶牛为什么没有角？”
“是这么回事，”农夫答道，“母牛没有角有三种可能的原因。其一，有些奶牛生来无角；其二，有些奶牛生病时角就脱落了；其三，我们切掉有些奶牛的角，以防其伤人。但是，那头奶牛没有角的原因是因为它是匹马。？
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