每日一笑：Who is that woman？(10.27)

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Who is that woman?
那女人是谁？

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."

一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：“嗨，Teddy,你好吗？”夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：“那女人是谁？！”“冷静点，宝贝，”新郎说：“我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。”

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