百万富翁
CEO: “My wife made a millionaire out of me.”
Assistant: “What were you before?”
CEO: “A multimillionaire.”
百万富翁
首席执行官:我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。
助手:以前你是什么?
首席执行官:千万富翁。
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