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初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话02:考试不及格(中英)

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2.Failure in a Test

考试不及格

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

Kid: Because of absence.

孩子:因为缺考。

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去?

Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

孩子:不是,是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

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