经验
Experience
“your honor,” the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“if experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.
经验“法官大人，”律师为被控的肇事司机辩护道：“被撞伤的人一定是自己不小心。我的当事人可是一个有着超过20年驾驶经验的司机。”
“如果经验可以算数的话，”控方律师反驳说：“我的当事人有超过50年走路的经验。”
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