对不起先生你不能来这儿没有领带！

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A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?"

"No,” said the man, 'I need water, do you have water?'

'No,' said the Arab,' but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.' He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the step, crying: 'Water! Water!'

The Manager approached him and said, 'I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie!'
一个人正在穿越沙漠感到非常口渴，骆驼向前停止。一个阿拉伯人跳下来，打开一个手提箱，说，“你想买一条领带吗？”“不，”男人说，”我只需要水，你有水吗？”“不，”阿拉伯人说，'但我有一个漂亮的领结。”他走了，这个不幸的人继续爬行在沙漠里，直到他来到一个美丽的酒店。他爬上台阶，喊着：“水！水！”经理走近他，说，“对不起，先生，你不能来这儿没有领带！”

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