英文幽默二则
She Didn“t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know？” asked her father.
“She didn”t say anything.“
I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet！ It”s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now？“
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don”t think it“s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right？”
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