你的马真是太便宜了
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.”
Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead：“Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.”
Immediately someone responded to the ad,“ That's an awfully cheap price for a horse,” said the caller,“ What's wrong with your horse？”
“Well, he is dead,” replied the man who placed the erroneously typed ad.
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