早晚的事
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.
Judge： Have you ever stolen things？
Thief： Oh， now and then.
Judge： And where have you stolen these things？
Thief： Oh， here and there.
Judge： Right. Lock him up， officer.
Thief： Hey， when do I get out jail？
Judge： Oh， sooner or later.
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