所以我才让你开除她。
Soon after their wedding,the bride told her groom,＂Darling,now that we are married,I want you to fire your secretary.＂＂But honey,＂replied the groom,＂You used to be a secretary youself.＂＂Yes,＂she continued,＂and that’s why Iwant you to fire her!＂
婚礼一结束，新娘就对新郎说：“亲爱的，我想让你开除你的秘书。”新郎说：“但是，亲爱的，你自己以前也是秘书啊。”新娘说：“是啊，所以我才让你开除她。”
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