你确定你不知道我是谁？
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses， it was designed to weed out （清除）new students， having over 700 students in the class！ The examination was two hours long， and exam booklets were provided.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam， a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this，" the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will，" replied the student.
He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours， the professor called for the exams， and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student， who continued writing. 1/2 hour later， the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't， I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am？"
"No， as a matter of fact I don't，" replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Are You sure that you don't know WHO I am？！" the student asked again.
"No， and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good，" replied the student， who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams， stuffed his in the middle， and walked out of the room.
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/72002.html
相关文章
-
Two Brothers
Two Brothers Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother. "You ask her," said Paul, age ten. "No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have know...
2018-11-19 英语笑话 -
Male Joke(32)
. Q：What do you call a woman who marries an old，ugly and poor man？ A：Stupid！ Q：What do you call a man who marries an old，ugly and poor woman？ A：Desperate！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
您可以下来了(中英)
You Can Come Down Now The cruise ship my friend was working on docked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passage...
2018-12-25 英语笑话 -
Marriage Joke(67)
Two women were sitting together on an airplane. The younger woman turns to the other and says，“I don‘t mean to stare but your diamond ring is gorgeous. I don’t think I ever saw such a large...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Sweet tooth
我最害怕看牙医，但是因为有一颗蛀牙让我实在疼痛难忍，所以只好鼓足勇气，到牙医诊所挂号。当医生为我检查的时候，他问我：“Do you have a sweet tooth?”我很无辜地回答：“I had a doughnut...
2018-11-25 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：carrier pigeon 信鸽（双语）
You're leaving again?! You're never home ... How about getting an office job?你又要离开了?你永远不在家…得到一个办公室工作怎么样?Achieving work-life balance is tricky for a carrier pige...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Musician Joke(13)
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller？When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said：“Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”更多 英语笑话、英...
2019-01-02 英语笑话 -
英语小笑话：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
