追星族

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　　Starstruck

　　I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on New York's Fifth Avenue. “Why, you're Ernest Borgnine！” I managed to blurt out.

　　“Yes,” he said, nodding politely, “I know.”

　　追星族

　　从小时候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前当我在纽约第五大街上认出演员厄内斯特。波格尼向我迎面走过来时，我欣喜若狂，完全不知该说什么好。“怎么，你是厄内斯特。波格尼！”我想法迸出一句话来。

　　“是的，”他很有礼貌地点了点头，说道：“我知道。”

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