体面的男朋友
Mother to daughter： “What kind of person is your new boyfriend？ Is he respectable？”
“Of cause he is， Mom. He's thrifty， doesn't drink or smoke， has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.”
母亲问女儿：“你的新男朋友是怎样一个人？他很体面吗？”
“当然很体面，妈妈。他很节俭，不抽烟不喝酒，有一个贤慧的妻子和三个有教养的孩子。”
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