Idiots Joke(29)
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment，he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later，he received a letter from the police that contained another picture，this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
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