英文笑话:Misc Jokes
A newly married man asked his wife， " Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune？" "Honey，" the woman replied sweetly ，" I'd have married u
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE
"
Father to son after the exam：
" Let me see your report card." Son：
" My friend just borrowed it . He wants to scare his parents." Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce， the boys had to hide under theirblankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend， "We might as well give up. They are coming after us with flashlights."
AN elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist： "Paint me with diamond ear-rings， a diamond necklace， emerald bracelets， a ruby broach and a gold Rolex."
The confused artist said： "But you're not wearing any of those things."
"I know，" she said. "But if I die before my husband， I'm sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."
"HOW was your blind date？" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible！" the room-mate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow！ That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that？"
"He was the original owner."
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