Hoping to excite student
New Year Resolution新年新决心
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in！" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
为了激起学生对我们阅览中心的兴趣，我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书给我。我把决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后，一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟，便走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来，大发雷霆地说:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来－而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了，被她气势汹汹的样子吓坏了，我赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书，飞快浏览了几叠纸之后，我打开了她的那份，上面写着:“我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。”
幽默 笑话
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