Clinton Joke (2)

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　　Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden，a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later，Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field！The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says，“Mr. President，sir，I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch.”

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