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Joke 33

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  Mrs Robinson always seemed to be ill and unhappy. She often had painful headaches, and medicines did not seem to make her any better, so that her husband took her to a good doctor.

  The doctor examined her carefully and asked her a lot of questions. Then he suddenly put his arms around her and gave here a big kiss. Mrs Robinson at once looked better and happier.

  'You see?' said the doctor to her husband. 'That is all she needs. I suggest that she has the same thing every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday,' and he smiled.

  'Well,' said Mr Robinson, 'I can bring her on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but not on Saturdays, because I always go sailing on that day.'

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