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  President Clinton decided to buy a puppy as a present for Hillary. He snuck the puppy under his coat into the White House and as he was walking down one of the halls he comes upon Al Gore. Clinton could not hold back his joy and shared his surprise with the Vice President.“Look what I got for Hillary!”exclaims Clinton,holding up the puppy. Al Gore stares for a moment,then his eyes brighten up as he says,“Nice trade,sir!”

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