Clarinet
Clarinet单簧管
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rough handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold. He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, "May I bring my clarinet on board？" Scanning her list, she replied, "Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip," and, smiling, waved him on.
我在一个交响乐团演奏时，我们乐团与一家大航空公司达成协议:哪些乐器可以带上飞机，哪些乐器得作为行李托运。一个大提琴手沮丧地发现他那精致、昂贵的木质乐器竟然要托运，去经受行李舱里的低温和野蛮的装 。
他干净利落地解决了这个问题。他手里拿着大提琴，走到门口的空中小姐跟前，问她:“我可以把单簧管带上飞机吗？”她审视了一下单子，答道，“单簧管可以带。祝您旅途愉快。”然后微笑着挥手让他进去了。
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