窃贼找不到我的
我哥哥利奥，他是一个农民，不久前他接到一个保安公司的电话，对方表示愿意免费为他提供一个促销用的防盗报警器。很高兴能收到免费产品，利奥给了对方去他农场的地址。但是送货的人没有出现。第二天，供货人给利奥打来电话说他迷路了。“我会想办法找到你的”他说。“不要紧”，利奥说，“既然你找不到我家，我想窃贼也找不到的。”
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