College Joke(1)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students，so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions？“
At this，a male student in the crowd inquires，“Er……How much for a season pass？”
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