Business Joke (13)
A man walks passt a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks：“Why are you holding out both of your hands？”The beggar replied，“You see sir，business is going so well I decided to open another branch”。
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