The Nice Wedding Gift

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　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride， we decided to send them a practical household gift， a fire extinguisher. Apparently， the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying： "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

　　Notes：

　　（1） acquaintance n.熟人

　　（2） practical adj.实用的

　　（3） household n.全家的人

　　（4） extinguisher n.灭火器

　　（5） apparently adj.明显地

　　（6） mass-produce 大批量生产

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