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• 不要告诉我她还没有收到

  The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purch...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 母鸡的腿

  Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 母鸡的腿 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ 父亲：你真笨...

  2019-01-19 英语笑话

• 一分之差

  　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash， Ind.， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 大婴儿

  　　“You'll have to take care of the baby today，” a woman told her husband . “ I'm not feeling well.”　　“Then you must stay in bed and rest， dear. ” her husband said. “I'll be pleased to loo...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• Classic humour stories(21)

  Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇24：Every Mother's Child Is Handsome 孩子是自己的好（中英+）

  Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee.三个信奉天主教的妇女和一个犹太老妇人在一起喝咖啡。The first Catholic woman tells her friends,"My son is...

  2018-11-06 英语笑话

• 双语笑话：临死之前

  临死之时　　Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest se...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Who handles cases?

  　　Nugent needed legal advice， so he walked into the office of Gregory， Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.　　“If you're not rally in bad trouble， I'll...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• 每日一笑（11.18）

  What you want is a television set 　　　 Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话
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  员工和老板的故事--双语幽默漫画

  "This story about Jack and the Giant...it's really about you and your boss,isn't it?"这个故事写的是关于杰克和镇特的事情，...实际上说的是你和你的老板，对吗？ 更多 英语笑话 英语...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话