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  One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said,“Honey what‘s wrong?”He said,“Mom,I just cleaned my room!”And she said,“Well,I’m very proud of you”“Why on earth would that make you cry?”

  The eight year old looked up through his tears and said,“Because I still can‘t find my pet snake!”

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