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三个外科医生
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”
“这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”
Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. “A man came to me who had his hand cut off，” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.”
“That's nothing，” said another. “A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on， and today that man is a marathon runner.”
“I can top both of you，” said the third. “One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate.”
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