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我很高兴
一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”她说，“你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗？”
“我，教师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？”
“是这样的，教师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我对她说：'奶奶，我要回家了。'她说：'啊，我很高兴。'”
I'm Glad
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now， children，” she said， “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？”
“Please， teacher，” said a small boy， “I've make someone glad yesterday.”
Well done. Who was that！“
“My granny.”
“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.”
“Please， teacher， I went to see her yesterday， ad stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her， 'Granny， I'm going home.' and she said， 'Well， I'm glad'！”
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