Birthday Gift!
One day ,i am working in the office .And my foreign friend the he come from Canada gave me a ring .
"Hello,it is alex speaking ,who is this"?
"oh ,it is Ben ,how are you "?
"i am doing ok,what about you "?
"i am good ,hey ,by the way .My birthday will coming ,so can you send me the DOVE Chocolate as my gift"?
"what? dou fu chocolate?i am so sorry , i never know what is the dou fu chocolate,is it made of bean curd"
"nope ,it is DOVE ,means de fu.not bean curd"
"oh ,i got it,it DOVE'
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