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• 英汉幽默故事选读【48】

  Good Thing He Has You　　While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...

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• A "mud" marriage

  这则笑话的韵意在于上司对自己婚姻的比喻，婚姻是一个mixture，而糟糕的婚姻是mud。 After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical. "I guess it was in our star...

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• 我真的不认为我应该得零分

  "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."“教授，我在这次考试中...

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• Cannibal jokes (2)

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• 35. My Roommate

  　　my roommate was interested in a young man in her english-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. one day she ov...

  2018-10-27 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【99】Who Was That Man

  　　The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in ex...

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• 测验你的商业头脑

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• 谁是骗子？

  Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUN...

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