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谁是骗子?

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Who Are Crooks?

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUNCIL AREN'T CROOKS."

谁是骗子?

  一次,一份报纸刊登了一篇社论,直接指出市议会里有一半人是骗子。在被罚以拘留后,编辑发表了以下声明:“市议会里有一半人不是骗子。”

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