Family Joke(46)
A woman，on meeting a psychologist at a party，made a pitch for some free professional advice.“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday？”she asked.
“First I‘d have to know more about the child，”the psychologist hedged.
The woman took a deep breath.“He‘s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age，”she said.“He has good coordination，expresses himself very well……”
“Oh，I see，”the psychologist said，“It‘s YOUR child！”
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