Elderly Joke(56)
There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday. One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion. The second son decided that she didn‘t want to drive by herself so he got her a limo. The third son thought that she was lonely and got her a parrot. The mom gave the first son a thank you saying that she didn’t want the house. She gave the second son a letter that said she didn‘t want the limo. She gave the third son a thank you saying the chicken was good.
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