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  Peter called his doctor‘s office for an appointment.“I’m sorry,”said the receptionist,“we can‘t fit you in for at least two weeks.”

  “But I could be dead by then!”

  “No problem. If your wife lets us know,we‘ll cancel the appointment.”

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