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Waste or Save

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  Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

  Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

  中文:

  父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

  杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?

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