Doctors Joke (20)

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　　Doctor：What‘s wrong with your bother？

　　Boy：He thinks he is a chicken.

　　Doctor：really？How long has this been going on？

　　Boy：Five years.

　　Doctor：Five years！

　　Boy：We would have brought him in earlier，but we needed the eggs.

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