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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Advice 忠告(中英双语)

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72.Advice

72.忠告

My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

手术后,我父亲的健康状况有所下降,但他的幽默感却依然如故。

"Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

“泰德,”医生对父亲说:“你知道,你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

" Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

“大夫,”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作,你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”

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