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  A Man rushed into a doctor‘s office,jumped on his back,and started screaming,“One!Two!Three!Four!”“Wait a minute!”yelled the doctor,trying to get free.“What do you think you’re doing?”The man said,“Well doctor,they did say I could count on you!”

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