Computer Joke(16)
A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her，she would make him VERY happy！He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket. A few minutes later，the frog poked her head out and said，“Didn‘t you hear me？！I’m a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want！”
The guy took the frog out and said，“Look，I understand what you are saying，but I am a computer programmer and right now I don‘t have time for a girlfriend，……but a talking FROG is REALLY，REALLY COOL！”
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