他快乐地度过的日子。
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datson dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
曾经有只蜗牛这么慢厌倦了他的太慢的名声。他决定去买一些快速车轮来弥补自己的缺陷。逛了一圈之后，他决定，得到达特桑240- Z的车子。所以蜗牛去最近的达特桑经销商说，他想买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把“240- S”。
经销商问，“为什么‘S’？”
蜗牛回答说，“是”代表蜗牛。我想让大家看见我呼啸而过的知道是谁在开车。”
嗯，经销商不想防骑卖车的蜗牛的独特的机会，所以他同意把车上加一小笔费用。
蜗牛开他的新车，他快乐地度过的日子。每当有人会看到他放大的，他们会说“哇！240-S车去！”
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