那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事112：诱导性的提问
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Leading questions
诱导性的提问
Teacher:Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词？
Billy：Don't know,sir.
比利：不知道，先生。
Teacher:What does your mother keep to catch mice?
老师：你妈妈用什么逮老鼠?
Billy：Atrap,sir.
比利：捕鼠夹，先生。
Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk?
老师：不对，不对。什么动物非常喜欢喝牛奶？
Billy：The baby,sir.
比利：婴儿，先生。
Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face?
老师：你真笨！是什么东西抓破了你妹妹的脸？
Billy：My nails,sir,
比利：我的指甲，先生。
Teacher: You're putting me out of patiencel Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me,what does C-A-T spell?
老师：你真叫我生气！你看院予里是什么动物7告诉我，C-A-T
拼出来是什么字？
Bilty：Kitton，sir.
比利：Kitten（小猫），先生。
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