那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事111：五百遍
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Five hundred times
五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gloam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher,eh ?"said
he. "Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write '1 went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校考师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。到那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯500遍。”
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