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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事176:学会礼貌

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

To be polite
学会礼貌

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waitar took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
一天,比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时,比尔飞快地为自己挑了比较大的那块。

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
汤姆对此很不开心:“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

Bill: "lf you had the chanca to pick first,which one would you pick?"
比尔说.“如果让你先拿,你会拿哪个?”

Tom: "The smaller piece,of course."
汤姆说:“当然是小的那个。”

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want,right?"
比尔:那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的,不是吗?
 

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