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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事189:成功的男人和女人

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Successful Man and Woman
成功的男人和女人

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人就是挣的钱比太太花的还多:成功的女人就是要能找到这样的男人。

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