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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事188:男人和女人

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A Man vs.A Woman
男人和女人

A woman worriss about the future until she gsts a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人总是担心将来,直到找到丈夫:男人从来不担心将来’直到有了妻子。

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