爆笑英语幽默笑话精选18：Writing A Composition写作文（英汉双语笑话）
18.Writing A Composition
18.写作文
One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.
一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是“假如我是个经理”。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary，”was the boy’s answer.
除了一个男孩之外，所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪，于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书，”男孩回答说。
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