Farmer Joke(11)
Sandy McTavish had an old friend，Jock Murdock，who was quite ill. Sandy came to visit and Jock said，“Sandy，I‘ve only a short time to live，I’m on my death bed lad.”Sandy knew that and in a non-committal way he said，“Aye，that a‘know old friend.”Jock turned to Sandy and said，“Sandy，de ye nay ken that old bottle of Scotch that I hae been saving ah these years.”Sandy，an aficionado，was immediately attentive and said，“Aye Jock，that I do.”Jock said，“ye are guid friend and when I’ve passed I would have yee pour that Scotch on ma grave.”Sandy was profoundly moved for his own reasons. After considering Jocks request for an agonizing period he brightened，turned to Jock.“Aye- aye Jock I‘ll de that for an old friend，but ye wouldna mind if I put it through my kidneys first.”
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