Marriage Joke(72)
A newlywed is trying to console his little bride，who sprawled，dissolved in tears on the couch.“Darling‘”he implored，“Believe me. I never said you were a terrible cook. I merely pointed out that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer.”
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