Lawyer Joke(10)
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist，whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial.“Your honor，my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years，and has never had an accident，nor gotten so much as a speeding ticket. I do not think I need to say any more.”
Unimpressed，the lawyer for the plaintiff rose.“Your honor，since counsel insists on bringing up the matter of experience，may I remind the court that my client has been walking for over seventy years…”
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