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  A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza， the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into： six or twelve. “Oh， goodness， six please，” sa...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 她的儿子填写表格时

  The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...

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• Question / Answer Jokes(79)

  　　Q：What did the spider say to the beetle？　　A：“Stop bugging me.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...

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• 你就不需要陪审团了

  My honest, hard-working father stood before the judge to explain why he wished to be excused from jury duty. "Your Honor, my small grocery store is the sole means of suppor...

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• 音乐教师和淘气学生

  　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.　　一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音...

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• 趣味英语：你知道我是干嘛的吗 Do You Know My Work?

  Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。 Two men stoo...

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• Fresh milk

  　　Fresh milkCustomer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.　　Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS　　新鲜牛奶　　客户:我想知道这牛奶是否新鲜。　　侍者:新鲜的?在三个小时以前它是草　　A noteI w...

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• Man Vs. Woman Joke(10)

  　　Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it，so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed“Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river.”suddenly the man bec...

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• 我们怎么来制作原油啊？

  我们怎么来制作原油啊Teacher: What do we do with crude oil?Pupil: Teach it some manners! 老师:我们怎么来制作原油啊?学生:教它一些礼仪! bruceleeligang微博：http:...

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• 每日一笑：(8.10)

  昨日相关键连 　　 　 　　　　Where Am I? 　　　 An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby,...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话